Saturday, October 10, 2009

The not so Nobel Prize

Dog Poet Transmitting.......

Let’s be honest, I used to think about the time when I would win the Nobel Prize for Literature. I remember watching the Paul Newman movie, “The Prize” when I was younger and living vicariously therein but since I have grown out of my teenage years and am now in my early manhood, the scales have somewhat fallen from my eyes. Yes, there was a time when I would imagine my Playboy interview and all of the things I would say; how they would catch me in my day to day and make those cogent observations that the interviewer always made, in the little snapshot vignettes of intimate moments with the enfant terrible, or idiot savant; whichever one of those I turned out to be.

There were the times when I considered traveling to the south of France to see Maugham in his dotage or T.S. Eliot, when I was coming down from an acid trip. I once ran into Herman Wouk getting his newspaper from in front of his townhouse in Georgetown and another time it was Jean Dixon out watering her flowers. Both times, I was at some point of an acid trip and in both cases it was agreed that, “we’ll get together for a chat later on”. Apparently I didn’t follow up on that, probably due to yet another acid trip. I did manage to see more of Elvis in LA and Palm Springs, probably because I wasn’t tripping at the time, although I might as well have been. I don’t know what kind of acid the Nobel judging committee is on but I’m pretty sure it’s bad acid. It’s probably a lot like the brown acid that was going around at Altamont. I didn’t take any of that.

There was a time when I though honor and recognition had some sort of value. I believed they conferred legitimacy; an artistic imprimatur, though I’ve always been more Giordano Bruno than Thomas Aquinas and I’m not Catholic anyway... staying within the strict definition of the term. Still... the beckoning laurel wreath, the admiration of my fellows had its appeal in my callow youth. Something has changed along the way. I saw what the Royal Academy did to the people who really deserved the recognition. I saw the sort of people who got honors and the kinds of certificates The Wizard handed out to The Scarecrow.

The Nobel Prize was always the crème de la crème of awards and I hung on to that for awhile, along with the Academy Award for best song but... those have tailed away into insignificance as well now. When they gave the Nobel Prize to Kissinger, Begin and Eli the plagiarizing Weasel, the bloom went off the rose as the wart grew on the nose. If I remember correctly, Lil’ Georgie Bush and Debonair Tony Blair were nominees/ sorry for the interruption, I had to go outside and throw up into a potted plant. I feel better now.

These days I can’t think of any award I’d be likely to get tumescent over. They say that when goats get in rut they piss all over themselves in the process. I wonder if there’s some kind of connection there. Nah... like so many things in life that aren’t, it’s probably just coincidence. These days, I think if I were to get a Nobel Prize, it would be an opportunity to donate the money to The Charlie Manson Fund for Undead Mothers and the chance to give one of my Clive Barker channeling Mother Shipton speeches. At the end of the speech, I’d moon the august assembly with some pithy statement stenciled on my ass. It’s not like I didn’t do things like that in earlier days on smaller stages. Some of us have more Martin Luther in us than others.

So they went and gave a serial killer of a used car salesman the Nobel Peace Prize. The rollicking irony is just too much. I keep snorting and chuckling to myself and then shaking my head. The sheer beauty of it... ah... (shaking head yet again) well... sigh... I’m thinking he might have got the prize for all those unmanned drones in Pakistan. That saves lives, if you consider the possibility of one being shot down and there being no dead pilots but... I’m told the votes were cast two weeks after he got shoehorned into the White House.

See, this is more of The Apocalypse at work. Day by day you see the dramatic exposure of modern corruptions. Day by day, the creatures of the night are being dragged into the sunlight. In many cases, they are waltzing out on their own and waving for the cameras like your friend Mitterrand just did; gag me with a rent boy.

It shouldn’t be too much to ask that Boris Yeltsin gets an award from Alcoholics Anonymous for Distinguished Service in the Afterlife or something posthumous for Pol Pot; something to do with humanitarian service. Roy Kroc, I’m sure, got a lot of awards and Bush and Blair are going to keep getting awards until they go to their reward which... I have the suspicion is not going to be along similar lines.

I’m reaching, I know, but what can anyone say about things like this? The absurdity has gotten to the point that it’s truly difficult to come up with workable satire. Satire is a form where you blow something out of proportion to highlight the truth of the subject. Ridicule and exaggeration are often employed but it’s like when the limbo bar is laying flat on the ground. You have to dig a trench to get under it. There’s serious work involved.

A reader informed me that it was a good thing I wrote my ‘snake-eyed liar’ post when I did because if I’d waited it would look like sour grapes now.

Members of the Nobel Committee, you are a pack of ignorant sluts. You ought to be producing infomercials or working for one of those home shopping networks.

I can’t find the names of the judges and I’m not surprised. It’s funny when you go looking for who did what. Sometimes you just can’t find out. Try to find out who actually wrote those Homeland Insecurity documents. Try to find out who gave the orders given by the people who got the orders and passed them on to the people who carried them out. There are a lot of mysteries in this life. One of those mysteries is; why do you never see a Rothschild on the Forbes list? Come to think of it, I can think of a lot of names that get left off that list. It’s easier to find out “Who put the bomp in the bomp shibomp shibomp? Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?”

We have some idea of who the man is “that squats behind the man who works the soft machine”. We can toss names around but there’s always that shadow land thing where you can’t quite make out the faces of the actual individuals who actually made certain things happen. You know it came out of a certain department or foundation. You know that it benefited certain people but when you go looking for the salient details, you see the umleitungen sign and you automatically follow the lead of the path of least resistance, due to the programming that build the roads and the mindsets of the world surrounding the automatic confinements of the boxed in minds.

You want irony? Mahatma Gandhi never got the prize. Imagine that? When they gave the prize to the Dalai Lama they said it was, in part, to make up for Gandhi not getting it. I’ll bet that made the Dali Lama feel pretty golden about the thing. Of course, he’s already the Dalai Lama so it shouldn’t hurt his feelings that much. However... ponder all of the ramifications of this paragraph for a moment. I’m thinking, even though they didn’t say so that maybe they gave Kissinger the award to make up for overlooking Molotov and Ribbentrop previously.

Bob Dylan wrote a song called, “The Lonesome Death of Hattie Carroll”, there’s a line that goes, “take the rag away from your face, now ain’t the time for your tears”. At the end of the song he varies the line just a bit. Well... life over the last several decades has been a lot like that line and, with every passing day, we seem to be getting closer to the altered portion of the closing line. This ugly travesty of a whore in bridal white is one more example that most people don’t mind eating shit if you serve it to them warm.

End Transmission.......

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Rebel 4E said...

There you go again...mentioning 'Toady B-liar'....I'm feeling nauseous now, I'll have this sickly green neon image of Toady's shit eating grin stuck in my head all day now....
Thanks alot L.V.

Seriously you's beyond satire now.
War is peace. Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.



Anonymous said...

Just had a thought.
Now with Michael Jackson no longer around to scoop up media attention to keep all our eyes glued to the mirror - we have Obama winning the prize.
The media and the net are scooping it up.
What I want to know is what is being hidden from view today?
Something big for sure.

John said...

I was trying to put it in words such as...."it's so funny it's sad"..."it's so funny i can't even think about it"....

But, it's really more like it's so funny that I'll never find anything else funny again...ever. Kind of like someone who finds out what's in weiners and says, "Yuck, I'll never eat those again." What has happened is so supremely funny, such a maha-haha that it shocked my funny detection system kind of like an EMP or big solar flare will knock out electronics.

It's so funny it's beyond sad.

Can we talk about more cheerful topics such as famine, dictatorship and disease again please?

kikz said...

the absurdity of it barely registered on my radar, as usual... inre current events of a bullshit nature.. i'm somewhere else....i did laff though.... :)

i was more enthralled w/the non sequitur moon bombing and w/the 'wired' article concerning the 3D fractal DNA.

which in it's normal functioning state looks just like the 'flying spaghetti monster', noodley appendages and all'..

i was too busy pondering how the 'ever shifting clump' might function... and if nassim haramein (thx dublin mick) might agree that in probability - the clump moves as a torus.

i dropp'd nassim and bruce lipton a line ystrdy, thought they'd enjoy the article.

macro to micro....

obama who? :D

but, i digress.....

definitely both posts, here and mirrors.. a very accurate take and court jester's twist on this 'scene' of the 'act'.

thanks, well done. :)

Anonymous said...

Les, a little incident regarding Arun Ghandi, the grandson of Ghandi.

John said...

kikz, I'm glad you like Nassim. I still haven't watched all of that video. Thanks for the Wired article.

Greg Bacon said...

Maybe OBOMBA can ride along in a B-2 bomber to Norway to pick up his PIECE prize and on the way back, drop a load of bunker busters on Tehran.

Share a Ride to keep that nasty CO2 from devouring us all!!!

Next time, we'll nominate the poor misunderstood 'Jack the Ripper.'

P.S. The ones who nominated the peace prize candidates are kept secret for 50 years.

We found out that JFK wasn't really killed by Lee Harvey in less time.

John said...

Here's a neat little Yuga-related article discussing the great Ages of man. He links modern astronomical observations regarding the celestial precession to the ancient Ages discussed by the Vedics, Hopis, Greeks etc.

Anonymous said...

There are some speculative comments on a couple of the forums that maybe Obama was awarded this prize in an attempt to 'rein him in', as in he will now think twice about more troop commitment in Afganistan and the real biggy of not declaring war on Iran.

I don't know how much credence this has, but are these Norwegian/Swedish committee men (failed politicians according to one Norwegian commentor) really so au fait with the present situation that they can think this far ahead?

If Obama does feel restricted in any way by this prize, and does do a U-turn on his already stated Afghanistan/Iraq/Pakistan/Iran policies because of this, I rather think he will meet the same fate as JFK, RFK, MLK, John Smith, Princess Diana, Robin Cook, Dr David Kelly, and all the others who refused to roll over and say 'Woof!' on command.

That's a rather scary thought, because who will the USA get instead of him?

S. Cat

kikz said...

sorry john, brainfartz...
thanks for nassim's link :)

'OMG i'msoexcited!' nassim - he's quite the humorist:)

think i got thru bout 2.5 hrs.. just kept waitin' ta see the 'torus'... which is where i thought he might be headed w/his sacred geometry models :) he finally got to it :)

i'd seen/heard of it b4, diggin round somewhere on library of halexandria site... mathematics subsection..

just run a search there.. all sortza goodies :)

hope ya chk out some of bruce lipton's work too...
lot's of his stuff on youtube also...
'perception of belief' 7parter,.in 10min chunks..
it's kinda the micro to nassim's macro :)

thanks again, john*

kikz said...

HA! and thanks for latest link john..
reality sandwich.. on the level w/the antikytheria mechanism... here's one that get's no mention.. great site. chriton miller's 'working celtic cross'...

about 3 pages in, you'll get an browse index @bottom... enjoy

Anonymous said...


I know, next, he'll be awarded the Congressional Medal of Honour (CMH) for outstanding leadership and blah blah blah; and then, as a sign of that 'special relationship', a Victoria Cross (VC) + a 'special' Knighthood:P(-uppet)OTUS BIS,CFR,BP,JPM,GS,K&L,RBS,HSBC,DB, VD and Scar - thrown in for good measure, and oh, don't forget the Croix de Guerre, and a mansion in The Hamptons, and, to add the final sprinkle - an Iron Cross 2nd Class.


I liked the "smoke that dances" comment on the t'other blog; it fits, methinks.

Oh well, after all, he's just another glove puppet with a special ring piece...

Have Faith,folks, the Good News is coming, and soon! DV

Pax Verbum

Anonymous said...

"The media and the net are scooping it up.
What I want to know is what is being hidden from view today?
Something big for sure."

No surprise there,really, if you know where to look.
Doublespeak....war is peace.
Obama gets a peace prize the same day as the Freemason-infected NASA bomb the moon.
It´all about rituals within "The Club" and they laugh at the "outsiders", trying to connect the dots.
But worry not, human consciousness is shifting and the lies and deceit are being put out there so blatantly now, that theses cretins best run and hide in their underground bases.

peace and love :-)

Anonymous said...

Now that you've reached your early manhood you can see clearly that its all just coincidences - like that you wrote "snake-eyed liar" precisely at the right time to see that you and the rest of us are definitely on the 'wrong' side of the Apocalypical Kaliyug Review. Somebody's pissed. You're clearly the 'wrong man for the job'.
We're just a little slow in 'getting' that the new paradigm is SERIAL KILLER HEROES FOR THE MASSES. Forget the 'Homeless Barbie Doll', look for the Henry Lucas, Herb Mullin, Rich Speck, John Gacy, Squeeky, and all the rest as the Xmas09 lineup. (Come to think of it, Homeless Barbie has potential - she was abused by dead-beat dad, lives in her car, probably has anger issues...)

Moon-bomb seems touched with some high strangeness. Projectile disfunction? Explosion, but no dust cloud. WTF? Could our "friends" in the Federation have whacked it just before touch-down? [heh heh]

If writing satire is dead, maybe stand-up is still an option? You're hilarious, making all our days bearable.


Anonymous said...

Afterthought -
The Orwell Prize moron actually said it was for "reaching out to the Muslim world"!!!!!!
It doesn't get any better than this, errr, well maybe it will.....

Anonymous said...

You are right. There's much being revealed, some arrogantly by the perps, as if to show that ordinary people cannot do anything about it
Also thanks to various posters for the sites they've suggested. One, which I'd forgotten about, was, which had the well-argued article, wagging the moondoggie, on the impossibility of the moon landing. That site has been downed for allegedly exceeding bandwidth.
This site below, in Engl and Span, has a lot of material, including complete books, like David Icke's The Biggest Secret.

greencrow said...

Hi All:

Great post Les. In response, here is my post which I placed on the CBC forums yesterday:

Who was more deserving of the Peace Prize?

Cindy Sheehan, peace activist
Sibel Edmonds whistleblower on war crimes
William Rodrigues, whistleblower who was the last guy out of the twin towers
Dhar Jamal, front line mid east war reporter
Mike Ruppert, truth teller
Joe Vialls (deceased) investigator
Alex Jones, Internet freedom and truth teller
Mike Rivero, blogger from WHATREALLYHAPPENED.COM
Rixon Stewart, Blogger from thetruthseeker

and all the "truth bloggers"

Gary Webb, pulitizer prize winning author also deceased who uncovered the CIA drug trade (Iran Contra) in the 1980's
That Kelly fellow who was offed in England after he came out about no WMD's
or, that UN Inspection guy Hans Blix who said there were no WMD's
or former US Ambassador Joe Wilson, who also said there was no WMD's and so they outted his CIA wife.

Yes, there are a lot of individuals who put their lives on the line to tell the truth and to speak out about war, injustice, crimes and false flags leading to wars...these are the men and women truly deserving of our honour and respect...but to publicly acknowledge our debt to them would be to blow the cabal sky high...and the traditional institutions--like the Nobel Prize Commission are too infiltrated to even dream of doing something like that.


Anonymous said...

Dear Norway, WE demand that prize!

Hank said...

How is a satirist supposed to make a living when real life becomes satire. When documentaries may as well be done by spongebob squarepants. When what happens in the world is so absurd that one would have to be certifiable to come up with an appropriate parody. When a man who is trying to decide how many more of our sons and daughters to send to fight and die in an illegal manufactured war, wins the Nobel peace prize.

I used to think that the majority of people around me were out of their minds. It's been a rude awakening to realize that they don't HAVE a mind. They stand around at work or social gatherings and talk about Nascar, or WWE, or the latest episode of John and Kate or Repo, or their new camouflage cold suit, so they can kill Bambi, no matter how cold it gets.

It used to be if you wanted to experience this level of insanity, you would go to the DMV, but now all you have to do is go to the store. Life has become the snake pit, and the sane, by comparison are seen as the insane.

911 was an inside job? The jews are trying to enslave the world by controlling the money? The holocaust never happened? Wars are manufactured for money and power? The human race was genetically altered by aliens to be slaves, and the religions that see them as gods are bunk? Have you lost your mind? That's insane.

...and I think to myself...what a wonderful world. Peace to all my fellow inmates.

Visible said...

Wow! Thank you for that. this also looks eerily like the letter I got from someone who said they were a Pravda reporter who heard that Putin occasionally reads Smoking Mirrors. Every time I think about that, true or not, it makes me feel good.

nina said...

Hey Dog, you gettin me all emotional here!
That Dog, he stole the rag and chewed it to pieces now I gotta pick em all up - and I pick em up, every one and they turned into diamonds, millions of sparkling diamonds.

Visible said...

Man, that's strange, the comment didn't post. Whoever put that Pravda forum post up please send it again and I'll try to retrieve it too.

Anonymous said...

Where to start.

This is outrageous to any person with a functioning IQ over 100.

How in the world can a zionist puppet American president who is agreeing and increasing war in writing every single week be nominated and receive a world peace prize?

This proves with out a shadow of a doubt the Nobel peace prize committee is compromised out of this world.

To hell with zionist controlled Obama - he is deserving of a war prize not a peace prixe.


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"Dynamite" the Nobel Peace Prize Committee


Shame on The Nobel Dynamite Prize Committee Members :
* Thorbjørn Jagland
* Kaci Kullmann Five
* Sissel Marie Rønbeck
* Inger-Marie Ytterhorn
* Ågot Valle

Obama's vision of a nuclear-free world means : " Only Israel and the USA should have nuclear weapons"

Thorbjørn Jagland (Thorbjørn Johansen) (born 1950) is a warmonger.
He told the newspaper Aftenposten he wanted more Norwegian soldiers sent to South Afghanistan: "The Norwegian special forces will certainly be welcome throughout the winter. If NATO is demanding them, Norway should contribute"
Thorbjorn Jagland is on the List of Council on Foreign Relations Members : CFR/85. He has been elected Secretary-General of the Council of Europe.

He said ( his post as chairman of the Norwegian Nobel Committee, which awards the Nobel Peace Prize every year. "It is very prestigious position, and it can enhance the stature of the secretary-general of the Council of Europe" --> Now no doubt about it !

Kaci Kullmann Five (born April 13, 1951) is a politician for the Conservative Party
Sissel Marie Rønbeck (born 1950) is a politician for the Labour Party.
Inger-Marie Ytterhorn (born 1941) is a politician for the Progress Party.
Ågot Valle (born 1945) is a politician for the Socialist Left Party (SV).

Dynamite the Nobel Peace Prize Committee

Call for the resignation of Thorbjørn Jagland (Thorbjørn Johansen)

The world does not need politicians who wage war, hypocritical moralists and zionists crypto-supporters of Jewish exclusivity.

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Credit to Ricochet for that, in case it slips by.

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Anonymous said...

If I was Putin I would definately be reading Les Visible to find out about what the uncorrupted Western truth seekers were really thinking about the "bullshit" being pedalled as "news" on the MSM.
As Putin I would be interested to know there are some Americans and other Westerners who know the lies of the MSM are just that.

Anonymous said...

Orhama is an insurance policy in case the mask falls off. Twenty million tea baggers want to lynch a negro. I want to slap a jew.

Bob N.Y. said...

We should remember that Mr. Alfred Nobel did invent Dynamite. Could he have truly believed the following quote? I wonder if Robert Oppenhiemer felt the same way?
My dynamite will sooner lead to peace than a thousand world
conventions. As soon as men will find that in one instant, whole armies can be utterly destroyed, they surely will abide by golden peace.
—Alfred Nobel
There is no path to peace, peace is the path. Gandhi

Anonymous said...

This is a much better post than the 'I hate Obama' rant on Smoking Mirrors, prescient as it was.

At least one can still laugh.

Dylan's a bit before my time, but I'm listening to a lot of Echo & the Bunnymen right now--- a moving counterpoint to the Magritte world we've discovered we live in.


Anonymous said...

This is an example of how the world has changed, that of all things Pravda actually lives up to its name.

It's interesting to think that Putin would read your blog, Les, but I wouldn't be surprised. He's an intelligent bastard, and his ass belongs to no one.


Zel said...

When I first ran across your theory, that the nature of the times is unmasking the rats, I did not accept that as fact--even decent, intelligent people do stupid things, quite often, so why should that not be true for the malign among us as well?

But then I read about Bibi acting like a lunatic a few months ago, I see Obama's stooges shooting themselves in the foot almost daily, the institutions of government which used to garner respect now inspiring contempt, and I begin to suspect you may be right.

If you are, I hope for more of it, but I just can't understand evil and incompetence going hand in hand. Evil traditionally has been quite efficient, historically speaking, but I guess that feeds into your theory, that a force larger than them, is causing them to stumble, and fall.

I read an interesting article today, from a man who correlated the Mayan calendar with other historical(the periods of time in which enlightened civilizations rose, and fell)and astronomical points of reference and effects, such as the breath of the sun that causes the earth's wobble, and made a case that awareness is indeed increasing, but rather than 2012 being the pivotal point which marks the end of the old cycle, that it would be the year 2039 which would mark the passing into a new cycle. If that's so, I can't imagine the state of the world by that time, given its state today.

Visible said...

There is a new Visible Origami up now-

Everything is under Control beneath the Tamas Guna Cloud.

Anonymous said...

They gave it to him because he was weeping real bad after reading your critique of him.

Unknown said...

LOL, this was a brilliantly written piece. Everything you said is true. We live in some alter place where everyone has done gone crazy and the rest are as dumb as a box of rocks.

Visible said...

There is a new Smoking Mirrors up-

9/11 and the Joker in the Dream Machine.

Unknown said...

George Bush made me lose 50 bucks on that bet/ Everybody knows that someone has to bleed for Peace/ Everybody knows that Peace is the oldest fight in the book of war/ Peace is the ongoing war between the two humanities/ It is the equilibrium between the will to receive and the desire to bestow/ After Peace always comes the tragedy!



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